Al Gore Denounces Global Warming
In a shocking turn of events, Al Gore has decided to change his views on Global Warming. He believes the scientists are all wrong and they are just making this “nonsense” up to make money, the same as he did. In a statement released this morning, Gore says “I thought that the science was compelling enough that I could lead the country into believing this crap. I saw a cash-cow sitting in front of me and now I’m rich, bitch!” He went on to say “I can’t believe that I had so little resistance to “the facts” about global warming. Who cares about a bunch of friggin polar bears in the Antarctic? I know that I could have milked this for years to come, but I just didn’t feel right and I’m rich enough already. I mean, come on - like melting polar ice caps means anything to me. I’ll be dead by the time I see ‘climate change.’ I even had Oprah telling people to change a light bulb and the world would be a better place! Haaa. Suckers.”
It will be interesting to see how the world takes this news!
UPDATE (10:30pm): Well – as you know – April Fools! Thanks for being loyal readers.
and a very miserable first of fool’s month to the prankster…
how did you know what my in laws were saying about global warming, verbatim?
Happy April Fool’s Day!
If somebody asked Al Gore to have a debate on quantum mechanics or algebraic topology he would definitely reply that can’t debate it because he doesn’t know much on these topics. How about climatology? What kind of arrogance makes him think that he knows anything on this subject?
In his next “60 minutes” interview I want him discuss Borsuk–Ulam theorem, not Global Warming!
Was this an April Fool’s joke? I am so gullible. I kept saying is he serious? or is their truth in what Jason is saying? Next time, say April fools. I was like holy crap! Can you imagine? Pretty funny though. Anna
Thanks for the comments, everyone. Anna, yes, this was a joke. Breathe a deep sigh of relief now
It is scary that there are people out there who believe big oil and their “scientists.” There is overwhelming evidence of a climate crisis, yet too many of us overlook it like it’s not our problem.
Well, I don’t believe we are totally the cause of global warming the the anti global warming people say, but I do believe we can do things to help offset it by a little, the truth is…the globe is warming, people need to stop pointing fingers and start doing something about it, if we don’t nature will take over the task, and if nature does that…we may not be a part of her plan of action…lol. I’m really not all that worried about global warming, I’m more worried about what the world is going to do when every country on the planet will potentially be trying to squeeze the rinds, figuratively, of the earth for the last drop of oil. lol. Peek oil should be our main concern, nature usually fixes itself, not our economies.
like the anti global warming people* lol.
Garrett –
I think water shortages are going to cause more war and strife than oil. Peak oil is a major concern and can go hand-in-hand with the water shortages.
-Jason